Although I am not big on Valentine's Day, with the pseudo-holiday in just a month, it's impossible to miss pink- and red-hearted merchandise.
These Valentine's cards are a snarky refreshment from the abundance of corniness and gushy romance.
Read between the lines!
From the etsy shop YesUMaystationary. She calls them "FUnny Valentines"...aptly named!
They sell for $13.50 for a pack of 6. Could just be the break from the Valentine norm you were searching for!